These jokes are making the rounds: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician. How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb? 11, one to change the bulb, and 10 to share the experience How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb? 0, Davis doesn't have electricity. How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb, and one to crack under pressure. How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only 1, but he gets six credits for it. How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb? 76, one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the lightbulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest. How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb? O, Irvine looks better in the dark (Ditto Riverside). How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. bonus section =============================================== How many Chico State students does it take to change a lightbulb? 500, one to change the bulb and 499 to start a riot. How many Sacramento State students does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they couldn't find a parking space.