for the non-fundamentalist in all of our hearts! WORLD RELIGION ------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAOISM CONFUCIANISM BUDDISM Shit happens. Confucius says, If shit happens, it "Shit Happens." isn't really shit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ZEN HINDUISM MORMON What is the sound This shit happened This shit is going to of shit happening? before. happen again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ISLAM CALVINISM CATHOLICISM If shit happens, it Shit happens because Shit happens because is the will of Allah. you don't work hard you are bad. enough. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- PROTESTANTISM JUDAISM STOICISM Let this shit happen Why does this shit This shit is good for to someone else. always happen to us? me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST HEDONISM Shit is only in your No shit on Saturdays. There isn't anything mind. like a good shit happening. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- MOONIES HARE KRISHNA RASTAFARIANISM Only happy shit Shit happens rama Let's smoke this shit. happens. rama. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- EXISTENTIALISM ATHEISM What is shit, anyway? No shit. -------------------------------------------------------------------------