Subject: Things NOT to say when stopped for speeding: (fwd)

Things NOT to say when stopped for speeding:

"Barney Fife, I presume?"

"Can I get you something to drink?"

"On my world, the velocity parameters are much more liberal."

"It's my parents' fault ... they never loved me."

"King. Rodney King."

"Can you actually get a seatbelt around that gut?"

"Cool. That's my new record."

"No, this is NOT exploding blue dye on my face. I'm a big Colts fan."

"Do you mind? I'm on the phone here!"

"My psychologist says I should challenge authority. So bite me, OK?"

"How about I just do half the speed limit the rest of the way home?"

"Your fly's down, Rambo."

"So, Dunkin' Donuts closed today?"

    	    "Bach had twenty children because his organ had no stops" 
					    --Leo Kottke

		"Don't concern yourself with people's peception 
		of you, but rather, with the true essence of who 
		and what you are. You can't change the world, but