SPAM: >> > >> More Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut: >> > >> >> > >> 1. You Are Different and That's Bad >> > >> 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables >> > >> 3. Dad's New Wife, "Robert" >> > >> 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share >> > >> 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book >> > >> 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking >> > >> 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her >> > >> 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence >> > >> 9. All Cats Go to Hell >> > >> 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched >> > >> 11. Some Kittens Can Fly. >> > >> 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption >> > >> 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket >> > >> 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator >> > >> 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia >> > >> 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy >> > >> 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy >> > >> 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way >> > >> 19. You Were an Accident >> > >> 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will >> > >> 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games >> > >> 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan >> > >> 23. Your Nightmares Are Real >> > >> 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? >> > >> 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School >> > >> 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? >> > >> 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things >> > >> 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry