Subject: Grafitti -Forwarded (fwd)

From: "George J. Scheer" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 2 May 1997 08:54:12 -0700 (PDT)

Compiled Grafitti
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If you can piss this high, join the fire department.  -On the wall in the 
men's restroom at a height of 6 feet.  -O'Ryan's  Irish Pub.  Ashland, 
Oregon.
     
Don't switch dicks in the middle of a screw. Stick with Nixon.  --Nathan's. 
Washington, D.C.
Beauty is only a light switch away.  -Perkins Library.  Duke University. 
-Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.  -Houghton 
Library, Harvard University.
-Cambridge, Massachusetts.
Amendment 2 and OCA, soon you will be DOA.
-On a tombstone used as part of a Halloween display, Hamburger Mary's. 
-Seattle, Washington.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all 
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.  -Armand's Pizza. 
Washington, D.C.
If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. 
-Smoky Joe's.  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" 
-Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.
Beware of limbo dancers.
-On the bottom of the stall door, Women's Restroom, Broad Ripple Brew Pub. 
Indianapolis, Indiana.
Rome wasn't built in a day.  That's because it was a government job. 
-Women's Restroom.  City View Tavern.  Cincinnati, Ohio.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. 
-Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont.  Burlington, Vermont. 
Hey, your karma just ran over my dogma.
-Blueberry Hill.  St. Louis, Missouri. 
Flush twice-It's a long way to the kitchen.
-Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming.  Laramie, Wyoming. 
God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times.  Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. 
-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of  putting 
up with her shit.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill, North Carolina. 
To do is to be.
     Descartes
To be is to do.
     Voltaire
Do be do be do.
     Frank Sinatra
-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats.  Scottsdale, Arizona. 
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona. 
Chris,
Just remember that this dollar is not to be spent until everything  between
 us
is over (completely).  Please remember I love you!
     Tori
-On dollar bill F602225237.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus.
-Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war.  -Hell, do both, get married! 
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station.
-Bozeman, Montana.
God is dead.
     Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.
    God
-The Tombs Restaurant.
-Washington, D.C.
A word in the mouth is worth two from George Bush.  I don't understand. 
That's okay, Dan.
-H.L. Mencken's Cultured Pearl Restaurant and Bar. Baltimore, Maryland. 
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books.  New York, New York.
This bubble gum tastes like rubber.  Yeah, but it lasts a long time.  And 
it blows great bubbles.
-Condom machine.  Missoula, Montana.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're going to 
have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. 
-Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES!  But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? 
-Men's restroom, American University.
-Washington, D.C.
Just 'cause it's clean don't mean it's fresh. 
-Port O'John,
-Acadia National Park,  Maine.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! 
-Men's restroom, House of Representatives.  Washington, D.C.
Bill Clinton threw up here.
-The Oyster Bar.
-Little Rock, Arkansas.
LSD consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. 
-Men's restroom, The 400 bar.
-Minneapolis, Minnesota.
I used to be into necrophilia and bestiality...but then I realized I was 
just kicking a dead horse.
-The Cellar Restaurant.
-Blacksburg, Virginia.
If it wasn't intended to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco. 
-Nathan's.
-Washington, D.C.
Why do drunk men miss the toilet?  Why do sober men? 
-South Main Cafe.
-Blacksburg, Virginia.
Hey Nike, I just did it!
-Tastee Diner,
-Bethesda, Maryland.