One night, two salesmen were traveling on the highway when one saw a
sign that read  "Granny's Whorehouse, two miles". They thought, what
the hell, let's check it out. they turned off the road at another sign
that said "This way to Granny's Whorehouse". Following the signs, they
finally found the house with a sign, "You have reached Granny's
Whorehouse".

They went up to the porch and sure enough, there was Granny. "Can we
look inside?" asked one of the salesmen.  "Nope," said Granny, "it's a
hundred bucks each to get in."  They thought for a moment and decided
to go in. They paid

Granny $200 bucks and went through the door, only to find themselves
immediately outside in the back yard. They looked up and there was one
more sign....

YOU'VE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY GRANNY!