Why did the chicken cross the road?     

MOSES: And God came down from the heavens and he said unto the chicken
"Thou shalt cross the road" And the chiocken crossed the road and there was
much rejoicing.      

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?  

RICHARD M NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road I repeat the chicken
did not cross the road.     

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean why doesn't anyone
ever think to ask " What the hell was this fucking chicken doing walking
around all over the place anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released Chicken Office 2000, whuch will not only
cross roads, but it will lay eggs , file important documents AND balance
your checkbook, unfortunately when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.499999999999....

DARWIN: Chickens over a great period of time have been naturally selected
in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads.

LUIS FARRAKAHN:The road you will see represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world wheer all chicken will be free
to cross the road without having their motives called in to question.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive their was.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking the question denies your own chicken nature.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

BILL CLINTON:
I don't have any recollection of the chicken crossing the road.
Of course, whether the chicken crossed the road depends on
the definition of the word. Under the definition of road,
from the Jones' attorneys, as I understand it, that path really
wasn't a road. I am sure that most reasonable people will
agree with me on this definition.

JAMES CARVILLE:
It's all a right wing conspiracy to get our president.
Ken Starr chased that chicken across the road.

MRS. CLINTON:
Its so unfair. If we weren't from Arkansas, they wouldn't
be asking us these chicken questions.