God calls a conference with Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Gill Gates
to tell them that the world is in such disarray that he's going to
destroy it on january 1, 1997 and there is no way to change that
decision.

Bill Clinton goes back and makes the following announcement: "I have good
news and bad news.  the good news is that there is a God.  The bad news
is that He's going to destroy the world on January 1, 1997 and there's no
way to change His Decision."

Boris yeltsin goes back and makes the following announcement: "I have bad
news and bad news.  The bad news is that there is a God.  And the bad
news is that He's going to destroy the world on January 1 and there's no
way to change His decision."

Bill Gates goes back and makes the following announcement: "I have good
news and good news.  The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the
three most important people in the wolrd.  And the good news is that we
don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."